Take a dinner theater hall, put a lagoon pool in the middle, and then construct a giant pirate ship at the end. Add in a fast-paced show with sword battles, high dives, acrobats, aerialists, singers, trained animals, and a spooky appearance by an animatronic Davy Jones, and you have Pirates Voyage. Our 5-year old daughter was too excited to eat the four-course “feast,” lest she miss a minute of the story about Pirate King Dread, his first mate Snipe, and the battle between the Sapphire and Crimson pirates over treasure. While her favorite scenes involved the lovely mermaids, our son enjoyed rooting for the Crimsons (and booing for the Sapphires) during the duck races and other competitions. I preferred the antics of Salty the Seal, and the original music by Dolly Parton, who owns the production.